If a rose were a lily,
And a lily were a rose,
Bank notes were poetry,
And love notes were prose–
Would it be silly?
Silly silly silly.
Silly silly silly silly
Silly overdose.

If Adolf were a painter,
And Stalin were a monk,
If Lennon were a soldier,
(wait, if Lennon were a soldier would Yoko still marry him? O no!)
But if Lennon were a soldier,
If Lenin were a punk,
Would it still be silly?
Silly silly silly?
Silly silly silly
What an overdose of junk!

If if if,
If but and and.
Daydreams and icecreams,
And castles made of sand.
Silly silly silly
We build castles made of sand.